June 2012
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at starbucks
other customers: hi i'd like a venti iced macchiato skinny with extra ice and a shot of espresso with that drippy caramel stuff and a splash of unicorn tears
me: do you have coffee?
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in the house of stark: Harry Potter is better if... →
lizdexia:
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“A magic willy… this was what Harry had…
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in the house of stark: balongreyjoy: “You have a... →
balongreyjoy:
“You have a bold tongue, my lady. Not unlike your turncloak brother.” “Thank you, Your Grace.”
#because the quote is on my dash i just can’t shut up okay #so asha greyjoy is a captive of stannis #his men have threatened to hurt rape and burn her alive…
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Mom: I'm looking for ______, is it in your room?
Me: No.
Mom: *proceeds to search through room anyway*
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I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all...
– William S. Burroughs (via thechocolatebrigade)
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